I have decided I am not going into the room with the funny floor ever again. Shefeeder keeps tryin to make me by offerin me a biscuit from over the other side. Does she think that will make me go? Well it doesn’t! Shefeeder thinks I should eat my dinner in there but I don’t see why I can’t eat it in the room where I like the floor….what’s her problem? Shefeeder got hold of the stupid belt she ties on me and pulled me over the floor but I didn’t move my legs and just slid….it was fun!…I like that….but I’m not goin in there ever again….I don’t like it. Got her puzzled tho….I can see she is pointing it out when other ones are there….they all have a little go and making me go in there…..they just don’t get it…I don’t like it and I’m not goin in there…..They forget I am a dog and I don’t have to have reason not to go..I’m just not goin!!!!

Well you know I have a shefeeder now…I didn’t used to but that’s changed. She is a humin bein…not like me who’s a K9 bein…I know there are diffrent kinds of humin beins…there is He’s and she’s for a start …just like k9s but some are better than others I like feeders whether they are he’s or she’s…you get waster ones….who never feed …or newsance ones who think it’s fun to do playin….My shefeeder has issues I rekkon…she keeps wanting to tie a belt round my neck and go out the front door then we have to walk around doin nothin…I keep stoppin and lettin her know it’s not want I want to do but she keeps shakin her head with that look on her face like I’m an imbecile or sommat…she’s the imbecile who wants to walk around in the rain?? I call it going for a drag now ‘cos that’s what she has to do …drag me…hehe

Forward from my Shefeeder:

I thought I would explain a little about Bob as he is a very special boy and I thought you’d might be interested in his world so I am going to always let him talk to you after this. He is a 2 year miniature bull terrier…a very handsome chunky boy, but he was kept in a small box for a very a long time until he was rescued, which means he has a few calluses on his legs from rubbing against the sides which may never go away. He has inherited a gene that some too white dogs have which means he is deaf and has a skin condition, also he has impaired sight in one eye…we don’t know why….but anyway you can see he didn’t have a great start in life or the best breaks but here is his take on life!!