Just done no where to start this mornin.  Blimey!…Right well heer gose I’m lernin numbers now so just paya tenshun

1.  Shefeeder is all upsited and jumpin up an down cos that missy Lucy from tuloos has got a baby …now I dunno where she got it from or if it is a rescew like me but I do no its a boy and he  arrived on Friday morning….. but she didn’t get so upsited that she forgot me dinna so that was ok

2. This meens that Shefeeder is going to Tuloos on a hairyplane and I can’t go and I have to go stay with Shefeeder’s bigman for a hole week….. dya think I’ll still get me dinna?

3. Parrently Shefeeder has turned into a grandma…now she seems to look the same and she still bin making me do warkin and I’m still gettin me dinna so not shore  this is of any portanse to me but I will keep an eye on her n let you no

ok enuf of events haf to go n bark at next doors cat….

Me paws is better!!….so now I can do runnin well fast trottin at leest….without me boots…..

so I can be explorin and doin rovin to report to evryone what is occurin in me world …shpeshilly as me lip readin is getting stremely hexpert

Mind you I still arnt goin to be warkin in the shiny floor…went to nother house and they got em too…so I refused…yes I refused I’m tellin yer..Shefeeder was in the house and I was outside on the pavingmunt and she was pullin and I was pullin … she’s doin the ‘oh you are a idjut’ she had to carry me in cos no way woz I goin in there and so I had to spend the hole time sittin on a ickle mat by the door….she did bring me a drink tho so spose it was alrite…

Wow it’s uffishal! Them luvly peeple at People’s Voice Media liked my storees so much they have made me a Community Reporter…look it’s reel I gotta badge an everythin

Whadya think….hansum arn I ?….he he

Now sheefeeder bin moanin well now Bob u orta start spellin proply if you goin on there…she showd me how to use an online dikshunary which a corse I am usin…

As u can see from my picksure I am a very layed back boy….

anyhow wot I wanted to say today is me and Shefeeder do this thing sumtimes when we go out the house get into a black box and then sit and watch pickshures then get out agin and our house has gone! I like it tho…I like to sleep cos it hums that little black box and surenuff after a while when we get out agin our house is back….you humin beins are weerd

Oh my lor….she keeps barfin me…. I mean the sort which is wet not the sort when you barf up your dinna!  Its cossa me jeans agin…….I gotta have barfs with me shpecial shampy…….to make my skin be smoove and stop itchin…well fare enuf…but evry blimmin day?

So I got a trik to stop her puttin me in the barf…I make myself hevvy, verry verry hevvy.  Now she biggerun me but I can go down so so low and make my bum be stuck to the floor and she struggle to pick me up to go in the barf….she always win acorse but a boy has to try…..I do the cykillogical trik too …where I shiva and snivle but she wised up to that one pretty kwik.

Anyway had me barf for today so don’t have to worry bout that no more……going to do a bit shivrin on the sofa to see if it brings a biscuit or two

I luv my ball.  I do.  It’s big and round and red.   I can run around with it and shake it and it makes me happy.  Now then you He’s and She’s you like em too don’t you?   In our house there is a box in the korna where we wotch them little ones kickin a ball round.  I don’t no why coz it neva comes out so I can play with it.  I no coz I’ve checked upside, downside and round nother side..that ball don’t come out…so wot is so good?   Shefeeder’s Bigman sez don’t you worry Bob we’re all in Trublueven at the moment so it don’t matter……whateva!!   my ball game is much eezier than that there is only 1 rule and that is…..THE BALL IS MINE……see? simple!

My skin has broke out agin…we after to go the vets agin…..hate that…I do a lot of barkety barkin in there I can tell you…I bin on steroyds an robitics and still it come back we tryin a shpeshal shampy now coz vet sez I won’t gro old if I keep avin them robitics and them steroyds.  I got some black stuff for me saw paws as well.   Well who wants to gro old?   Won’t be able to play with me ball  wen I get too old so mite as well stay yung I rekkon .  Oh me dinner is here………..

It’s very cold and dark in the nite time now.  There’s a special thing goin on in the dark nite…s’called bonfire …bout rememberin a guy who lost his plot and flew up a buildin or sommat…anyway was out doin my lastie on Satday nite and there I woz doin my bizness when the night went all shparkly shparkly I wotched it all go diffrent collors and then shefeeder stroked my head an looked sad and sed it woz a shame…..then we went home and I had many biscuits and snuggled on the sofa.  I like that

See I’ve got saw paws…it’s to do with my jeans…so it hurts wen I wark so I don’t want to wark  and I’m a dog so I’m sposed to wark …don’t no where to but it’s ok..see trubble is Shefeeder watches too much dog whisperin…calm submissive..my saw paws!!   no layin down isn’t calm submissive…it’s sayin I DON’T WANT TO WALK..is all…

I bin lernin sine langwig also…no sum of them like stop and dinner and wark and dinner and comere and dinner and shut up and dinner a little bit of lip readin is occurin just so you no missy sarah I no wot you sayin to Shefeeder bout me pretendin to be deff and bout me bein a little shishkebab..think me spellin is improven also

anyway do got saw paws and now I got Professional Dog Walking shoes is wot it sez on the packet….it’s cool ..i do che che che up the rode n it dusn’t hurt me paws …mite run another time