I luv my ball.  I do.  It’s big and round and red.   I can run around with it and shake it and it makes me happy.  Now then you He’s and She’s you like em too don’t you?   In our house there is a box in the korna where we wotch them little ones kickin a ball round.  I don’t no why coz it neva comes out so I can play with it.  I no coz I’ve checked upside, downside and round nother side..that ball don’t come out…so wot is so good?   Shefeeder’s Bigman sez don’t you worry Bob we’re all in Trublueven at the moment so it don’t matter……whateva!!   my ball game is much eezier than that there is only 1 rule and that is…..THE BALL IS MINE……see? simple!

My skin has broke out agin…we after to go the vets agin…..hate that…I do a lot of barkety barkin in there I can tell you…I bin on steroyds an robitics and still it come back we tryin a shpeshal shampy now coz vet sez I won’t gro old if I keep avin them robitics and them steroyds.  I got some black stuff for me saw paws as well.   Well who wants to gro old?   Won’t be able to play with me ball  wen I get too old so mite as well stay yung I rekkon .  Oh me dinner is here………..