Oh my lor….she keeps barfin me…. I mean the sort which is wet not the sort when you barf up your dinna!  Its cossa me jeans agin…….I gotta have barfs with me shpecial shampy…….to make my skin be smoove and stop itchin…well fare enuf…but evry blimmin day?

So I got a trik to stop her puttin me in the barf…I make myself hevvy, verry verry hevvy.  Now she biggerun me but I can go down so so low and make my bum be stuck to the floor and she struggle to pick me up to go in the barf….she always win acorse but a boy has to try…..I do the cykillogical trik too …where I shiva and snivle but she wised up to that one pretty kwik.

Anyway had me barf for today so don’t have to worry bout that no more……going to do a bit shivrin on the sofa to see if it brings a biscuit or two