See I no that i do barkin….I can do lots of diffrent barkins….they just come up in my throwt and I carn’t do nothing bout it. ….but how dus Shefeeder no?    She looks at me and shakes her head and wags her fingers…she pokes me as well sumtimes…I don’t like the pokin too much…but how dus she no wen I do it??…She is in nother room and I do jus a ickle bark and in she comes goin …’will you STOP that!!!’  I am thinkin she mus be sykick or sommat…..she must feel the vibrashuns like I do wen sumone opens the door maybe?

I have diffrent barkins for diffrent cayshuns also…I have woooof wooooof bark bark bark bark wooof…wen I see a cat…. or bark…….bark…..bark…..bark….wen she is out the room and I need tenshun……or bark bark bark barkety bark wen I see a dog hoo looks like he mite be comin over to start summat…..I also have woof…..woof….woooooof…weeeooff  wen I think sumone is comin in our house without permishun…but she jus don’t seem to like eny of em….I jus carnt help it tho I am a dog after all an thats wot they do innit??

I don’t do bitin tho….no never do bitin…do a ickle nippin sumtimes wen I get too sited but it’s just a ickle luv nip..she don’t don’t like that much eether….hehe

Torkin of barkin…think I mite go an do sum now see if I can get a snakky thing

well we bin havin a visitation…yep  that ickle Willyummy and his mummy that missy lucy from tooloos has been stayin….Shefeeder went off and then came bak withem….not sure where frum but they woz heer for many nites….Crikey he corzez sum flurritashuns…he has a shpeshal bed an shpeshial pushin chare and oooh most shpeshal of all he has plastic bottles!!…and wiv them bein my favrite chewy thing in all de wurld  I woz always payin most shpeshal tenshun to where they woz bein put wen he woz dun with the suklin ofum.   And do yoo no wot???   I neva got hold ofem one time….hmmmm…Shefeeder just givin me that blank hand and shakin her head…..but they woz joggin him and cuddlin him and all takin picshures and kissin him…but it woz ok I woz  a good boy and neva woz suffrin from the jellusy becos my Shefeeder sed I cud go to bed with her and so that woz all very fine and dandy and of corse she did neva once forget my dinna nor my porrij oats of the mornin time so had no need to be suffrin the jellusy did I?  Even that bossy missy sarah woz nice to me and sed ….ohhh…hoos that then Bob?    Well wots she askin me for?  Sumone mustuv told her who they were shurly?  Yes it woz all go evryone was heer even that Danyul  and  ickle  missy tottie came to stay and  was givin him the ickle plastic bottle…..Anyway Shefeeder went off again and came bak withowt them so sorl carm agin now…just me and her havin our dinna togever…….hmmmm

Ohhhhh my gudness wot a siten day we had.  Shefeeder an her Bigman tuk me up a plase called Clifton Parc and it woz fullen dogs wot look jus liked me!!   We did warkin in the mud and jumbled rownd and rownd shmellin and shniffin an shufflin.  And I did meet a  luvly ickle missy girlie bullie hoo woz brown and lishus and we shnuffled and played and I woz  most taken wiz her hope we do go up there agin.

Evryone in the parc was mazed at how good we all woz….and shefeeder was larfin at all them other humin beins hoo woz lookin dubble takey at  all us boys and gurls havin a luvly time.

There was even a cutie ickle baby bullie hoo is deff as well as me……….so I did shnuffle her  as well

I had big dinna wen I got home so it was even betta then