See I no that i do barkin….I can do lots of diffrent barkins….they just come up in my throwt and I carn’t do nothing bout it. ….but how dus Shefeeder no?    She looks at me and shakes her head and wags her fingers…she pokes me as well sumtimes…I don’t like the pokin too much…but how dus she no wen I do it??…She is in nother room and I do jus a ickle bark and in she comes goin …’will you STOP that!!!’  I am thinkin she mus be sykick or sommat…..she must feel the vibrashuns like I do wen sumone opens the door maybe?

I have diffrent barkins for diffrent cayshuns also…I have woooof wooooof bark bark bark bark wooof…wen I see a cat…. or bark…….bark…..bark…..bark….wen she is out the room and I need tenshun……or bark bark bark barkety bark wen I see a dog hoo looks like he mite be comin over to start summat…..I also have woof…..woof….woooooof…weeeooff  wen I think sumone is comin in our house without permishun…but she jus don’t seem to like eny of em….I jus carnt help it tho I am a dog after all an thats wot they do innit??

I don’t do bitin tho….no never do bitin…do a ickle nippin sumtimes wen I get too sited but it’s just a ickle luv nip..she don’t don’t like that much eether….hehe

Torkin of barkin…think I mite go an do sum now see if I can get a snakky thing