Me an Shefeeder wen up the bak hill s’morning….I do like it up there cos is has humpy grass and lots of shmelly things that are so intrestin

Anyhoo along comes two dogs one on a leed and a ickle’n  comin twards me runnin free….Shefeeder alus panics cos she thinks I mite bite them cos of I carnt seeum proply or hearum….but this was a Girlie one and Shefeeder tole me it was a brindle staffy….I will haf to look up in my online dickshunery wot brindle meens ….pretty maybe?…she woz off the leed and runnin twards me….but she be nice and I shmelled her botty and she shmelled mine and then we played jumpy abouty and woz havin a shmiley time…wen suddenly the other brindle staffy….woo woz warkin with their Shefeeder and barkin at us slipped out of his leed and comes bargin twards me….rite so brindle don’t meen pretty then….now Shefeeder reeelly panikin!!!…but I woz ok….we did a ickle bit of shnappin but then I went back to play wiv the ickle girlie one and their Shefeeder capshured the nother one and we went on our way….Shefeeder was well prowd of me….she patted my head and fussed me up and wen we got home I had shpeshul treet of creem cheese in my kong……

ok haf looked in the dickshunery and brindle meens mixy browny colurs and incase you isn’t a doggy humin bein reedin this a kong is my only toy that I can’t destroy in 10 minnitts flat

See I have a short cote….it’s not very thik and in this freezin times my Sheefeeder sez it wos a shame that I was shvrin so she has puchased sum fashin garmints for me so I don’t froze no more.  Now then Iyam a dog.  Are dogs sposed to ware fashin garmints….?  I do not think so.   Furst of all we have a puffa jaket…with Burberry linin…I meen Iyarsk you….so she forces it over me ed and puts me legs thru and then sez how hansum I look…yeh..rite…so off we go out the door…and that missy moggy next door is sittin in her doorstep…she starts sniggrin at me behind her paws…so I shouted at her in no uncertin terms ‘well leest my Shefeeder done leeve me skrikin on the door step in the freezin cole for ours on end do she???’…that took the smile off her ickle pussy mushti…she skulked off round the korner affer that ha!..then we gets to wild scottie whitie on the korner and she starts with the ‘you look stoopid thru’ her gate..so I tole her you jus come thiside of the gate an see woos stoopid….leest I done hide behine gates. ..an then her Hefeeder came out and grabbed her by the scruffy nek….and horled her off inside…ha that shut her up….we gotto  the feeld ok affer that but then we hatto come bak…….then blow me if she didn’t take off the blimmin cote and then put a roll neck jumpy on me…….well I scriggled and wiggled on the floor til it now looks looks a quite fetchin off the sholder garmint so at leest it shows of me musselly chest….oh the trials an trbulashuns of havin a dotin Shefeeder…..hope it gits warm soon….