See I have a short cote….it’s not very thik and in this freezin times my Sheefeeder sez it wos a shame that I was shvrin so she has puchased sum fashin garmints for me so I don’t froze no more.  Now then Iyam a dog.  Are dogs sposed to ware fashin garmints….?  I do not think so.   Furst of all we have a puffa jaket…with Burberry linin…I meen Iyarsk you….so she forces it over me ed and puts me legs thru and then sez how hansum I look…yeh..rite…so off we go out the door…and that missy moggy next door is sittin in her doorstep…she starts sniggrin at me behind her paws…so I shouted at her in no uncertin terms ‘well leest my Shefeeder done leeve me skrikin on the door step in the freezin cole for ours on end do she???’…that took the smile off her ickle pussy mushti…she skulked off round the korner affer that ha!..then we gets to wild scottie whitie on the korner and she starts with the ‘you look stoopid thru’ her gate..so I tole her you jus come thiside of the gate an see woos stoopid….leest I done hide behine gates. ..an then her Hefeeder came out and grabbed her by the scruffy nek….and horled her off inside…ha that shut her up….we gotto  the feeld ok affer that but then we hatto come bak…….then blow me if she didn’t take off the blimmin cote and then put a roll neck jumpy on me…….well I scriggled and wiggled on the floor til it now looks looks a quite fetchin off the sholder garmint so at leest it shows of me musselly chest….oh the trials an trbulashuns of havin a dotin Shefeeder…..hope it gits warm soon….